Yesterday, Vulture obtained a grocery list from R. Kelly's home, stealthly captured by a visitor who we'd like to thank for his/her skill and presence of mind while in the Kellz residence. Alas, here's the list:
Of the notable items: Go Gurts, brand specific lemonade and sausage links, oh yeah... Dino shaped Chicken Nuggets leading the list, uncut lettuce (so he can presumably cut it himself), 3 bananas (no more, no less), 2 kinds of cookie dough, and 2 Pizza Lunchables and 2 Bologna Lunchables.
Are you sitting down now? OK, my first reaction was, wow. Now I feel amazing that I'm not the only adult who still eats Lunchables, mind you the two best ones in Pizza and Bologna. Respect, Kellz.
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