10.15.08 Jabbistyle RECAP / VOTE
October 16th, 2008
Eminem in an 8 Mile freestyle battle
Haha, just felt like usin’ an eye-catching image of Eminem (make sure 2 DL that NEW track of his below!) battling in one of my top all-time favorite films, 8 Mile, for this recap of the GWHH 1st OFFICIAL Jabbistyle that took place just a few hours ago. It went off successfully as we received a lot of jabbistyles that YOU the reader can vote on which one was the best to help determine a winner! So without further adieu, here is everyone’s jabbistyles and the poll is at the bottom! (The “Love Lockdown” instrumental/theme are pretty much seen throughout.) The winner of the poll will get 3 points, 2nd place of the poll gets 2 points, and 3rd place gets 1 point. This will count toward the final point total in addition to votes placed by the judges: S-Preme & myself. Thanks 2 everyone involved for making it a success!
“how could you pretend like yu aint got a clue in the slightest
you jsut let me stand here with my love unrequited
you didnt see the wounds from the emotions i fighted?!
you got straight a’s but now i know youre not the brightest
and how can i carry on the keystyle and still omit your name?
i’d say it right now but we got stalkers in the game
andif i said it right now it’d have eternal fame
as the subject of the jabbiTITLE limriks sure to claim
s-preme got black genes but he’s stilll 4 feet tall
tibs, i gotta get at you for writing on my wall
it doesn’t MATTER if your flows hot cuz my rhyme’s flame retardent
if you competed now, preme said we’d put some bullets in the sergeant
and for the rest of y’all, i’ll jsut cease to comment
cuz i remain lovesick, so i dont spit
i vomit”
- limrik
“so keep your cash lockdown, your cash lockdown…
you i dont mean to start no trouble
but we all opertin in a bubble
like the financials, talkin a bunch of rubble
while ordinary ppl are treated like scrub, yall
know wat i mean we the feens for this s’it
we listen to these people as if we were there biii
word to ye we need that love lockdown
take those frowns and turn em upside down
pick up our minds from the lost and found
and get back to that real hip hop sound
so keep yo cash lockdown, yo cash lockdown
you lose…”
- Ronald
“a lotta what im hearin man is wack like mccain/comparin these rappers to me is like crack to cocaine/its the facts o the game/i get people jumpin out their seats like snakes on a plane”
- Jonny Woka
“my name is justin but call me J Meezy
ima spit some hot ish like K-Weezy
im spittin on Go Where its a blog i like
should I get off the top. Nah right
no matter what is my life
therefore I do what ever I like
heres a tip Im on the paper trail
for the paper on a major scale
and yo, we be reppin chi town
cross that border and ur steppin on our ground
and yo lets not hate cause we got Hearts and 808’s and Obama in 08″
- J. Mozz
“somebody said original beats?
original beets?
thats the name of my farm
when you roll around there ya’ll better come armed
we’re the schrutes
and we play flute
and we eat fruit
and we worship Fred Smoot
my day job is office labor
at night I’ma ninja
i may be goofy but i’ll win ya
hearts on the screen
i’m in every scene
black bears are best
the end”
- Brian
“Last night I was taking a walk along the river
And I saw him together with a young girl
And the look that he gave made me shiver
Cause he always used to look at me that way
And I thought maybe I should walk right up to her and say
Ah-ha-ha, don’t you talk to him, you’re better off with Hey or A!”
- Dimka
“My life, an ongoing Journey as i travel the stars.
For a while i lived on Neptune, for even longer on Mars.
Now im moving thru the galaxy,
hoping to find,
the one that will save me; that won’t leave me behind.
These earth girls are crazy,
so many; not one.
I need 2 find my other half to share the light of my Sun.”
- Dj MiniMaxX
Who wins the 1st OFFICIAL Jabbistyle?
- limrik (44%, 36 Votes)
- Dj MiniMaxX (30%, 24 Votes)
- Jonny Woka (10%, 8 Votes)
- Brian (7%, 6 Votes)
- Ronald (4%, 3 Votes)
- J. Mozz (4%, 3 Votes)
- Dimka (2%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 81
~ Sgt. Tibs
















J. Mozz Hella Bit Jin’s Freestyle on Love Lockdown…… Be Original Man Stop Using Other People’s Stuff
Comment by Patrick W. — October 17, 2008 @ 2:34 am