GWHH 1st OFFICIAL Jabbistyle - WED. 10PM CT

Kanye West “Love Lockdown [Instrumental]”

Producer: Kanye West *Tibs Fav.™

So if you are one of our many returning (or maybe first-time) GWHH visitors, you had 2 have noticed our unique, one of a kind live chat feature, Jabbify, in the lower right hand corner of the page. On the daily, we are able 2 interact with you the visitors and talk hip hop, politics, sports… or even freestyle! In the past month, 2 of our biggest fans - limrik and the next Chicago rapper on the come-up, S-Preme - ignited an impromptu “Jabbistyle”, where they just freestyled in Jabbify and kept going back and forth between each other, and at times Max G., Jabbify co-creator Brian, and myself. It was such a hit that people kept comin’ in and joining and above all it was a lot of fun. So 2morrow night, after the 3rd and final presidential debate, log on 2 GWHH at 10PM CENTRAL time (U.S.), we will be hosting the 1st OFFICIAL Jabbistyle! The rules are as follows:

• Log in on GWHH with a unique username and be ready to type fast.
• DL the Kanye West “Love Lockdown” INSTRUMENTAL above and we’ll be using the above beat 2 inspire our Jabbistyles. The assumed theme is obviously love, but it can really be about anything.. whatever the beat inspires.
• Max G. or myself will moderate the Jabbistyle and users will have ONE minute to type their Jabbistyle.
• S-Preme and I will be 2 of the 3 judges and will NOT be participating. The third judge will be the fans. A post with a recap of all the users’ Jabbistyles will be posted shortly after the competition and visitors will have one day to vote on whose Jabbistyle was the best.
• Final scores will be tallied with each of the 3 judges giving 3 points to the best Jabbistyle, 2 points for 2nd best, and 1 point for 3rd best. The user with the highest amount of points wins!
• The prize will be… pride, for now. The 1st EVER GWHH Jabbistyle Champion is quite a title 2 boast, perhaps even put on a resumé. We’ll see how smoothly this goes and perhaps offer more than just pride for the next Jabbistyle competition.

**Here’s how our last, unofficial Jabbistyle went down**

“I picked up the name limrik from the northwest burbs/ a jdm honda but my wheels don’t feel the curbs/ dunks and high-tops, so fresh and so clean/ my shiet is exclusive, my backpack’s LV, my flow’s like fluid, but yours is like aluminum/ in my leetest talk possible, i pwn noobs like you and ummmm…./ by that i mean, youre flow’s too static/ i’m cool with they gays, but you, you’re just a faggot/ when my album drops in stores, you’re the first to have it/ admit it, you’re more than a fan, you’re a limrik fanatic/ abd y’all better watch out for my gowhere flow/ we need a black-fisted prez so we know where to go/ words blacklisted on chat so i gotta swear slow/ everyone askin the same question where the fuuuuuuck did gowhere go?”
- limrik 09.24.08

“ok…hondas cool but the MC better, 22 inches MC rides better, do you see what i did there with the letters? an MC drives an MC…better! you don’t wanna bet when my lips unlock, what i spit hella sick, when my shiit gon drop? the question on the lips of the hoes, they all wanna get on my hose, all cuz my hose, or flow, i go where, ever i want, whenever i decide, my monte rides in the sky, but i gotta point all the tires to the side, drive 88 jump time and leave the street on fire, I, got youtube for eyes, myspace for brains, facebook for teeth, gowhere is inside…stop, switch its the soul, and i love it like i love a paira new soles…23 so i’m far from a teen but my flow’s lightning like palpatine”
- S-Preme 09.24.08

(You really had 2 be there cuz both limrik and S-Preme came through with multiple, ridiculous Jabbistyles just like those…)

“let me clarify, right here on jabbify, that im not a rapper.. just the guy who opens their wrappers; not ur typical college fella, i dont deal w/ the party scene, but still manage to make all the chicks hella scream, just like our unwrapped S-Preme - one day G5-ing to Beij-ing, performing in front of the bright beams and their ping pong teams, once just a couple dreams, now its all possible it seems”
- Sgt. Tibs 09.24.08

“ripping on a stranger is harder than it seems,
you fools aren’t significant you’re just bits on my screen,
in a true battle i’d take one look and see,
how ugly your mama face is and the rest comes easily,
s-preme for all i know you got a voice as high as a chipmunk,
limrik for all i know you get laid as much as a Thai monk,
all i know is you both lack the funk, and your shiz done stunk,
but i’m too respectful to leave you with a diss, so i’m gonna say goodnight and blow ya’ll a kiss”
- Brian 09.24.08

It’s on! Jabbistyle - Wednesday, October 15. 10PM CT.

~ Sgt. Tibs